Every Wife is a "Mistress" for her Husband.
"Miss" for one hour & "Stress" for the rest 23 hours!
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There are 2 times when a Man doesn't understand a Woman.
Before Marriage and After Marriage.
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My Husband And I Divorced Over Religious Differences.
He Thought He Was God, and I Didn't.
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Husband Throwing Darts at His Wife's Photo and Not Even a Single One
Hitting the Target...
From Another Room Wife Called The Husband: Honey
What Are You Doing...
Husband: "MISSING YOU"...
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THOUGHT FOR THE DAY...
Women are like phones:
They like to be held, talked to and touched often.
But push the wrong button and you're disconnected.......
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Most Wives Give Their Husbands Sound Advice.
"99% Sound, 1% Advice!
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There are 3 kinds of men in the world:
Some remain single & make wonders happen,
Some have girlfriends & see wonders happen,
The rest get married & wonder what happened!?
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In a divorce court a woman requested the judge: "Your honor, I want to
divorce my husband."
"But why?" asked the judge. She replied, "Because he is not faithful to me."
The judge asked, "How do you know?" She replied, "My lord, not a
single child resembles him."
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At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing
your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
The other replied, "Yes I am, I married the wrong man."
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Sis 2 bro : what r u going to gift grandma on her b'day?
bro : A football
Sis : bt grandma does nt play.
bro : On my b'day she gave me bhagvad gita.
Uska kya?:-)
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Sense of Responsibility............
A man goes to library n ask for a book on Suicide..
Librarian looks him n says
Bhai wapas kaun dene aayega???
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GRANDFATHER TO GRANDSON:
Go hide, your teacher is coming as you bunked school today!
GRANDSON: YOU go hide. I told her YOU PASSED AWAY!!;)
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If the electricity goes in America they call the power house.
In Japan, they test the fuse,
But In India, they check neighbour's house,
"sabki gayi hai naa, phir thik hai!".