Laughter is the best medicine.
Why does Santa study in front of mirror?
Ans.
1) It saves revision time.
2) He likes combined studies.
3) Lastly he wants sum 1 2 keep an eye on him.....
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Santa's dad died and he was crying.
after a couple of minutes Santa cries Louder.
Friend :- What happened now?
Santa :- My sister just call me. Her dad also died......
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Santa puri zindgi sochta raha, sochta raha
...
sochta raha
....
...
...
...
...
....
...
sochta raha
...
...
...
...
....
...
...
....aur sochte sochte mar gaya ke agar meri sister ke 2 bhai hai to mere kyu nhi...
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Once Santa was roaming in d jungle
suddenly he saw a snake hanging on d tree
...
...
Santa goes little closer 2 dat tree nearly d snak
And he said: " ese latak ne se height nhi badhti, mummy ko bolo COMPLAIN
pee laye.. "..
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Santa n Wife waiting 4 train
Itane me PUNJAB MAIL aayi,
Santa bhag k train me chad gaya aur
wife se bola Jab PUNJAB FEMALE aaye to chad ja....
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Santa gave a secret password for e-banking
"Ram-sita-laxman-hanuman-jamwant-sughriv-bali-vibhishan-delhi-spiderman"
Banta- yaar! Itna lamba password??
Santa- kya karoon? Bank wale kehte hai ki password me minimum 8
characters, 1 capital aur ek special character zaroori hai..
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Santa Ne Jalte Hue Makan Se 6 Logo Ko Apni Jaan Pe Khelkar Bahar Nikala
Fir Bhi Usko Jail Ho Gayi
Qun...
Qun..Ki Vo Sab Firebrigade Wale The
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Santa-Oye! what R U doing?
Banta-Recording this babys voice.
> Santa-Why?
Banta- When he grows up, I shall ask him what he meant by this
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Santa's Wife: I hate the beggar who came yesterday!
Santa: Why??
Wife: I gave him food yesterday & today he gifted me a book” How to Cook"!!
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Santa ki ladai apne baap se ho gayi
To usne apne baap ki photo kabristan me 1 ped pe latka diya Aur Niche Likha
"COMING SOON"
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Wht is similarity between Bill gates n me?
Don't know??
He never comes 2 my house and I never go 2 his house
...EGO PROBLEMS U KNOW...
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A lawyer sent an overdue bill to a client with a note
"This Bill is one year old"
He got his bill bak with a note that read"Happy Birthday!"
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Santa:- Yar iska matlab kya hota hai, "I AM GOING"?
Banta:- Main jaa raha hun.
Santa:- Saaley, aise kaise jayega, answer bata ke jaa..
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Santa went to temple & saw people puting coin in box & praying
Santa: Wow! How amazing. People are talking to God through coin phone without receiver
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Ek Aadmi Kabar Pe Baitha Tha ..Santa Ne Pucha,
"Darr Nahi Lagta?"
Aadmi- "Darne Ki Kya Baat Hai , Andar Garmi Lag Rahi Thi Thodi Der Bahar Aa Gaya."
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Bin Laden's son was studing in a school, where Santa was the teacher.
Santa asked him, " I have 4 apples, how can I share it among 5 children"
He answerd, "KILL ONE"
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Waiter gives bill to Santa
Santa: "Take my card."
Waiter: "But sir, this is Ration Card."
Santa: "So what? U have writen outside
"ALL CARDS ACCEPTED"...
Ans.
1) It saves revision time.
2) He likes combined studies.
3) Lastly he wants sum 1 2 keep an eye on him.....
==================================================================
Santa's dad died and he was crying.
after a couple of minutes Santa cries Louder.
Friend :- What happened now?
Santa :- My sister just call me. Her dad also died......
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Santa puri zindgi sochta raha, sochta raha
...
sochta raha
....
...
...
...
...
....
...
sochta raha
...
...
...
...
....
...
...
....aur sochte sochte mar gaya ke agar meri sister ke 2 bhai hai to mere kyu nhi...
==================================================================
Once Santa was roaming in d jungle
suddenly he saw a snake hanging on d tree
...
...
Santa goes little closer 2 dat tree nearly d snak
And he said: " ese latak ne se height nhi badhti, mummy ko bolo COMPLAIN
pee laye.. "..
==================================================================
Santa n Wife waiting 4 train
Itane me PUNJAB MAIL aayi,
Santa bhag k train me chad gaya aur
wife se bola Jab PUNJAB FEMALE aaye to chad ja....
==================================================================
Santa gave a secret password for e-banking
"Ram-sita-laxman-hanuman-jamwant-sughriv-bali-vibhishan-delhi-spiderman"
Banta- yaar! Itna lamba password??
Santa- kya karoon? Bank wale kehte hai ki password me minimum 8
characters, 1 capital aur ek special character zaroori hai..
============================================================
Santa Ne Jalte Hue Makan Se 6 Logo Ko Apni Jaan Pe Khelkar Bahar Nikala
Fir Bhi Usko Jail Ho Gayi
Qun...
Qun..Ki Vo Sab Firebrigade Wale The
==================================================================
Santa-Oye! what R U doing?
Banta-Recording this babys voice.
> Santa-Why?
Banta- When he grows up, I shall ask him what he meant by this
==================================================================
Santa's Wife: I hate the beggar who came yesterday!
Santa: Why??
Wife: I gave him food yesterday & today he gifted me a book” How to Cook"!!
==================================================================----------
Santa ki ladai apne baap se ho gayi
To usne apne baap ki photo kabristan me 1 ped pe latka diya Aur Niche Likha
"COMING SOON"
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Wht is similarity between Bill gates n me?
Don't know??
He never comes 2 my house and I never go 2 his house
...EGO PROBLEMS U KNOW...
==================================================================
A lawyer sent an overdue bill to a client with a note
"This Bill is one year old"
He got his bill bak with a note that read"Happy Birthday!"
==================================================================
Santa:- Yar iska matlab kya hota hai, "I AM GOING"?
Banta:- Main jaa raha hun.
Santa:- Saaley, aise kaise jayega, answer bata ke jaa..
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Santa went to temple & saw people puting coin in box & praying
Santa: Wow! How amazing. People are talking to God through coin phone without receiver
==================================================================
Ek Aadmi Kabar Pe Baitha Tha ..Santa Ne Pucha,
"Darr Nahi Lagta?"
Aadmi- "Darne Ki Kya Baat Hai , Andar Garmi Lag Rahi Thi Thodi Der Bahar Aa Gaya."
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Bin Laden's son was studing in a school, where Santa was the teacher.
Santa asked him, " I have 4 apples, how can I share it among 5 children"
He answerd, "KILL ONE"
==================================================================
Waiter gives bill to Santa
Santa: "Take my card."
Waiter: "But sir, this is Ration Card."
Santa: "So what? U have writen outside
"ALL CARDS ACCEPTED"...