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Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from *Girlfriend 7.0* to *Wife 1.0*. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.
In addition, *Wife 1.0* installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as *Poker Night 10.3*,*Football 5.0 *, *Hunting and Fishing 7.5* , and *Golfing 3.6*
I can\'t seem to keep *Wife 1.0* in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I\'m thinking about going back to *Girlfriend 7.0 *, but the uninstall doesn\'t work on *Wife 1.0* . Please help!
Thanks,
*Troubled User.....*
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REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:
This is a very common problem that men complain about.
Many people upgrade from *Girlfriend 7.0* to *Wife 1.0*, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. *Wife 1.0* is an *OPERATING SYSTEM* and is designed by its Creator to run *EVERYTHING*!!! It is also impossible to delete *Wife 1.0* and to return to *Girlfriend 7.0 *. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.
You cannot go back to *Girlfriend 7.0 *because *Wife 1.0* is designed to not allow this. Look in your *Wife 1.0* manual under* Warnings-Alimony/Child Support* . I recommend that you keep *Wife 1.0* and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application *\"Yes Dear\" *to alleviate software augmentation.
The best course of action is to enter the command *C:\\APOLOGIZE! *because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal. anyway *Wife 1.0* is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance *.
*Wife1.0* comes with several support programs, such as *Clean and Sweep 3.0* ,*Cook It 1.5* and *Do Bills 4.2 *.
However, *be very careful how you use these programs*. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program *Nag Nag 9.5* . Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of *Wife 1.0* is to purchase additional software. I recommend *Flowers 2.1* and *Diamonds 5.0*!*
WARNING!!! *DO NOT, under any circumstances, install *Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3* . This application is not supported by* Wife 1.0* and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system!
Best of luck,
Tech Support
Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from *Girlfriend 7.0* to *Wife 1.0*. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.
In addition, *Wife 1.0* installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as *Poker Night 10.3*,*Football 5.0 *, *Hunting and Fishing 7.5* , and *Golfing 3.6*
I can\'t seem to keep *Wife 1.0* in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I\'m thinking about going back to *Girlfriend 7.0 *, but the uninstall doesn\'t work on *Wife 1.0* . Please help!
Thanks,
*Troubled User.....*
_____________________________________
REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:
This is a very common problem that men complain about.
Many people upgrade from *Girlfriend 7.0* to *Wife 1.0*, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. *Wife 1.0* is an *OPERATING SYSTEM* and is designed by its Creator to run *EVERYTHING*!!! It is also impossible to delete *Wife 1.0* and to return to *Girlfriend 7.0 *. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.
You cannot go back to *Girlfriend 7.0 *because *Wife 1.0* is designed to not allow this. Look in your *Wife 1.0* manual under* Warnings-Alimony/Child Support* . I recommend that you keep *Wife 1.0* and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application *\"Yes Dear\" *to alleviate software augmentation.
The best course of action is to enter the command *C:\\APOLOGIZE! *because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal. anyway *Wife 1.0* is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance *.
*Wife1.0* comes with several support programs, such as *Clean and Sweep 3.0* ,*Cook It 1.5* and *Do Bills 4.2 *.
However, *be very careful how you use these programs*. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program *Nag Nag 9.5* . Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of *Wife 1.0* is to purchase additional software. I recommend *Flowers 2.1* and *Diamonds 5.0*!*
WARNING!!! *DO NOT, under any circumstances, install *Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3* . This application is not supported by* Wife 1.0* and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system!
Best of luck,
Tech Support